I came home the other night to find "The Bachelor" was on TV...
...what a premise for a show... a good looking rich guy has to be set up with a bevy of good looking women and he gets to pick his favorite.
This is what we consider entertainment?
Why don't we just have a show where we get to watch families pick out their christmas tree, and the trees all vie for the family's love? The trees probably have more substance and better personalities than any of the people on "The Bachelor" anyway.
Oh, how about families get to pick out their Thanksgiving Turkey at their local farm? That way you're really not changing much from the original premise of "The Bachelor."
Except the turkeys would be fortunate enough to get killed at the end of the show... after seeing 30 seconds of "The Bachelor," I want to join the turkeys in that fate...
Why do I have to deal with this shit constantly?? Haven't I had enough?
Can I get one fucking thing in my life to work out the way I need it to? One thing.
Fuck.
I don't even know why I get out of bed sometimes.
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